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We know you have lots of great things to say to us, but you really should be logging in with your FSLM username.
Still want to contact us? Well, you can use this form but we can't guarantee we'll respond. Actually, we can guarantee we won't respond. This website is so sophisticated, it's almost like it's not even administered by anyone. Just a bunch of programs running around talking to one another making sure that everything's getting done just as it should be.
Have we mentioned you probably want to be going to the login page so you can proceed with whatever business you're up to? Here, let me help. Here's a nice LINK you can click on that will happily take you away from this nasty contact us form (that may as well not even be here since no one's getting paid to read these messages, so give that a good thinking) and take you to where you really should be. Isn't that better?
What, you're still here? Why didn't you click on the nice link? Hmmm, I suspect you're going to actually try and submit something here aren't you... Well, you might want to hurry up because you're probably on your way to send a message in a bottle or go pee a note in some snow somewhere because you know there's no chance anyone's going to read those messages either.
<begin experimental html tag for planting subliminal messages into viewer's mind>click the login link - click it now - don't come back here - forget about this page - forget - forget - click the link - clicky clicky click it.</end subliminal tag that probably won't render properly in more than half of the damn browsers out there today. Sheesh, can we all agree on a standard, people? Sorry, just ranting>
Thank you again for considering contacting us. We're really excited and interested and desperately want to get your message. Did you send it yet? Did you? How about now? I don't know, maybe reverse psychology will cause them to not send us more messages. What? Yeah, you're right. If we didn't want messages, why did we put this stupid form on the page in the first place? Ugh, I give up. Do whatever you want. I'm out.
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